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Old St. Joseph's Church is a church in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, and was the first Roman Catholic church in the city. The church was founded in 1733; the current building was dedicated in 1839.
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Kherson (U210) was a Grisha I-class anti-submarine corvette of the Ukrainian Navy. Prior to joining the Ukrainian Navy she was a former Soviet Navy corvette named MPK-52.
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The Cumberland Football Association, is the governing body of football in the ancient county of Cumberland, England and was founded in 1884. The Cumberland FA run a number of cups at different levels for teams all across North Cumbria. South Cumbria is covered by the Lancashire FA. The head office used to be based in Workington but in April 2018, they moved into a new office located in Cockermouth.
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